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We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... what? no. we can't stop here. this is bat country. we had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... me? i'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. honestly. it's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid. forget about it" is, like, if you agree with someone,...

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Depp, Johnny Depp

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Your were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. you wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, would you? my lord! you're a tripod. i took a viagra, got stuck in me throat, i've had a stiff neck for hours. you wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, would you? your were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. yes, i used a machine gun. you are as precious to me as you were to your own mother and father. i swore to them that i would protect you, and i haven't. pull my finger! you are as precious to me as you were to your own mother and father. i swore to them that i...

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Caine, Michael Caine

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